we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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