All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I don't think brook has ever known best
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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