So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Randomize
