i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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