Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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