drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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