super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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