Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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