i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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