I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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