I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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