We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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