But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
try to milk me bitch
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