whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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