This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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