I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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