The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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