I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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