So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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