3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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