I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Randomize
