They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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