I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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