Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Your tits are I can't wait for
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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