The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
