Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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