32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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