that's an acceptable place to lick
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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