Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
40s are totally the cure
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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