You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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