She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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