i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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