your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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