Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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