We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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