What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think my fart just growled at me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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