come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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