Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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