At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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