their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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