we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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