a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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