Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Mom said you looked used
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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