no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
