There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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