yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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