do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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