I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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