You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Vodka?
Forever.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
