what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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