When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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